||Anatomical drawings of the human body, showing a naked man and woman. This is shown a few times through the opening of the movie.
Neil shouts "Screw You!" at a driver who nearly runs him over. We then see the driver's reaction as he feels himself having sex with an invisible person.
Neil uses magic to give himself a bigger penis. First, it is so big that he falls to the ground, and then it becomes a black man's. Only sounds of his penis changing are heard.
Neil gives himself a woman's body. Her naked breasts are shown.
A woman's friend encourages her to have sex with Neil by saying 'You should f*ck him,' who then replies with 'You mean f*ck him right now?'
Neil and Katherine have off-screen sex. He believes he's used his powers to do it, when he really hasn't
Dennis talks about shagging multiple times.
Neil makes a woman want to have sex with a man and a dog
Neil uses his powers to turn his floor invisible, allowing him to spy on his attractive neighbour. She is in her underwear, and is freaked out by seeing him spying on her.
||Neil is hit lightly by a car.
Neil teleported himself outside of the Presidential state car before it crashes (the screen goes black and we hear a loud crash)
Neil accidentally causes an alien to kill his class.
A man points a gun at Neil.
A man threatens to kill Dennis.
||20 uses shit, 3 uses of dick (some used sexually), 6 uses of fuck (some are "feck", while the Blu-ray version has 16 uses of fuck), 20 uses of shagging, 6 uses of crap, 2 uses of wogs
||Neil drinks whiskey.
||plot on main page, proper rating info below by IMDB